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Mikey maybe dating someone you actually like

First thing he asked me, was how much money I had on me. Gay club bartender: You think you're the first one to come in here boo-hooing about some cocktail slut who jacked you off in the bathroom, told you it was true love, and then disappeared?

You make my life a living hell and I want you out of here now.

She once tried to beat me to death with a frozen fish because I had asked if there was any more broccoli.

Frank: Just knowing your tits are trying to kill you...

Which is why I don't believe in intelligent design.

Not to win the lottery or go on vacation to the Caribbean. Teaching Assistant: Well, look, you got another week to add/drop before you're stuck in here, all right? Principal Ramirez: The only way to get through to Carl is have him face the truth of what he's done and let him absorb it in a meaningful way.

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But then I'd miss the part where you take it up the ass from a teenage boy.

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Lip and Ian and me were sleeping in the backseat when Frank pulled over. And you little shit, you got to learn to stay away from people like my son. And I guarantee Junior here will be getting the hottest chicks when he's 30 because he got bullied today. My kid will be picking up roadside garbage in an orange jumpsuit in ten years. In fact, wear that shirt with all the "fucks" on it. [Mickey picks up a bottle, man drives off and Mickey throws it at the driver] Yeah, get going, you fucking fruit! But seriously, this-- this schedule, it's just-- it's-- it's not me, okay? No penis is staring at you, hoping to explode like sticky volcano. Mickey: Why don't you fuck off before I give you a broken spine to go along with that limp wrist? Shameless (2011–) is an American television drama series, airing on Showtime, about the dysfunctional family of Frank Gallagher, a single father of six children. Tucked between two legs, wedged right near your asshole. No underwear that's been devised to hold 'em effectively in place. While he spends his days drunk, his kids learn to take care of themselves. Wish I could say that was the only time, but it was just the first.